New chorus for sample in a jar

I was driving in my car the other day, when the Phish song Sample in a Jar was playing on the radio. I felt an itchiness in my veins, and was really jonesing for some kind of fix, and I realized it was Trey's voice that made me kinda woozy. So as the fine little hook came around again, I came up with my own chorus:

I was foggy rather groggy
and I crossed the double lines.
What's that flashing right behind me?
It's a New York Statie's lights.
I gave him too much information
and he found my heroin.
Now I'm facing a grand jury
for the bindle in my car.

OOOOOOh, OOOOOOh
the bindle in my car