That's right I'm Clergy

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This notice hereby confirms that

Derek Masten
**** E****e ** Rd

M**********
Vermont
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US

is an ordained member of the clergy of
The Church of Spiritual Humanism
Date of Ordination: February 7, 2006
Ordained by R. A. Zorger, President
www.SpiritualHumanism.org
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Of course I covered up the vital locational info, but it's true. I am now a man of the cloth, and don't think I don't take this seriously. I am going to be marrying my brother in May, so I had to get ordained. It was easy, and I believe that the organization is quite fitting of my beliefs in this world/ existence. So, if you don't believe I'm fit to carry this title, I can also administer your last rights.