Unemployed no more

I have a new job! it's rather satisfying, too. The first day I was in, I got to lock out a disgruntled employee who was threatening litigation. OH POWER, SWEET POWER! Who needs people who can't get results unless they mention calling a lawyer? Not me... not anyone. So, if you need "undesirables" removed from your network, but are a bit uncomfortable doing it, I will work for blame. Just do it and say, "it wasn't me, it was Derek." Works every time. Why? because I don't follow up with correspondence and I don't answer the phone if it says your name.