New chorus for sample in a jar

I was driving in my car the other day, when the Phish song Sample in a Jar was playing on the radio. I felt an itchiness in my veins, and was really jonesing for some kind of fix, and I realized it was Trey's voice that made me kinda woozy. So as the fine little hook came around again, I came up with my own chorus:

I was foggy rather groggy
and I crossed the double lines.
What's that flashing right behind me?
It's a New York Statie's lights.
I gave him too much information
and he found my heroin.
Now I'm facing a grand jury
for the bindle in my car.

OOOOOOh, OOOOOOh
the bindle in my car

Jobless and loving it

I lost my job March 12th or should I say, they lost me. After working there for 5 years, I was told that my personal belongings would be brought to me (which they weren't) and that my checks would be mailed, but for now "we think it's best if you just leave."
So yeah. now I have some time on my hands, and have spent a majority of this time looking for gainful employment here in Vermont which is like... well it's hard. So now, I sit here, and while looking at the website I used to maintain I am laughing because none of the links to their sale items are working, and the price for said sale items hasn't been reduced. Check it out... www.wayoutwax.com go there and try for yourself. then call 888-727-1903, press 1 when you hear a voice, and tell them their website doesn't work. Ask them if they have a webmaster. They don't. Ask them if they use paraffin in their candles. then ask them why a company that claims to be green is supporting the petroleum industry. Double standard? Who gives a shit. Just like Bart Simpson said after his visit to Vermont "did you know that candles are made by losers?"

Now you do.