Tuesday, July 08, 2008

JFC and other useful euphemisms

This week has been one pain in the mufuckin ass. I hate computers and am surrounded by them. It's my job.

I guess that makes me an idiot.

I don't know what I want to be when I grow up, but I am feeling more and more inclined that it has nothing to do with computers.

You reading this? You know me? you got suggestions? I got 2 ears open wide like a recent manhole theft. 200lbs of missing insight just waiting to be recycled... again.

When I was a kid I wanted to work for NASA. When I was an adult I had an opportunity to do so, but I didn't want to move to the south. Again - idiot.

The best thing about my current state of employ is that it deals with the aging community. As long as people keep getting older and applying for assistance, I have work. SO what does that mean for you?

Don't go and suck off a shotgun, because I'm relying on you to age sufficiently to become not only a reader, but what I may consider to be job security.

No pressure.